Thanks for this, WarioMan5:

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red= loud
[ ] Green= stupid
[x] None= freaky
[] Fuzzy=gorgeous
[ ] Yellow= innocent
[ ] Purple= a little too happy
[] Black= emo
[ ] Stripes= funny
[ ] Gray= skanky
[ ] Pink= preppy
[ ] Light blue= sweaty
[ ] Other= hot
[ ] White= sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[] Shorts= cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort= skank
[ ] Tight jeans= scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans= emo
[ ] Camo= cage fighter
[ ] Jeans= prep
[ ] Pajamas= pimp
[ ] Cargo= clown
[ ] Sweats= athlete
[x] Boxers= brat
[ ] Bootie shorts= female
[ ] Pj's= ninja
[ ] Capris= Gangster
[ ] Nothing= hoe
[ ] Dickies= weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms= tiki girl
[ ] Other= sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn= that every one wants to make out with
[x] Blonde= with a nice ass
[ ] Black= with a big heart
[ ] Dark brown= with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red= that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown= with a sexy smile
[x] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald= with herpes
[ ] Other= who loves to be different

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 - killed
[ ] 2 - needed
[] 3 - killed
[ ] 4 - shot
[ ] 5 - ate
[ ] 6 - smoked with
[x] 7 - cuddled with
[ ] 8 - ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 - stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 - who banged
[ ] 11 - slept with
[ ] 12- ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 - a dildo
[] 02 - a dog
[ ] 03 - a condom
[ ] 04 - a toothbrush
[x] 05 - my best guy friend
[ ] 06 - The trojan man
[ ] 07 - Barny the dinosaur
[ ] 08 - a prostitute
[ ] 09 - a pornstar
[ ] 10 - a bag of weed
[ ] 11 - A homo
[ ] 12 - Paris Hilton
[ ] 13- a horse
[ ] 14 - a lesbian
[ ] 15 - a stripper
[ ] 16 - a pickle
[ ] 17 - a shoe
[ ] 18 - a jew
[ ] 19 - an orange
[ ] 20 - a lover
[ ] 21 - a homeless guy
[ ] 22 - your dealer
[ ] 23 - my crush
[ ] 24 - an easter egg
[ ] 25 - a jar of honey
[ ] 26 - the kool-aid man
[ ] 27 - a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 - a french fry
[ ] 29 - a whore
[ ] 30 - a glass of milk
[ ] 31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
[ ] White - because I love marijuana
[ ] Black - because im sexy as hell
[ ] Pink - Because the lil people told me to
[ ] Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots - because i'm good in bed
[ ] Purple - because I'm gay
[ ] Gray - because that's how I roll
[ ] Other - because I have double D's
[ ] Green - because i hate my life
[ ] Orange - because I smoke crack
[] Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown - because i had to
[x] Shirtless - because I've got abs
[ ] Aqua- Cause the 306CBZ kick c

I'm a freaky brat with sexy eyes or a nice ass; apparently, I cuddled with my best guy friend because I have abs. Why me? Why did my birthday have to yield such a result? That's disgusting.